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jordanstaalsmugshot:

big sports jerseys and no pants is basically the best outfit ever like if i could i would probably get married in a big jersey and no pants 

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#wish it was acceptable to walk around like that 

filthyknifeear:

protip for writers: while working on a sex scene when your confidence is low, have a tab of 50 shades of grey excerpts open. read it frequently to remind yourself that hey, you could be a hell of a lot worse.

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legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

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I’ve been rocking that middle part lately.

I’ve been rocking that middle part lately.

— 3 hours ago with 2 notes
#me 

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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— 8 hours ago with 478626 notes
#i can't 
doing test trials for SFX makeup is always my fave. 
Day of the Dead makeup*~ 

doing test trials for SFX makeup is always my fave. 

Day of the Dead makeup*~ 

— 1 day ago with 4 notes
#makeup  #me  #sfx makeup  #day of the dead  #sugar skull makeup 

i just got fired from my job. so that’s fun. 

— 3 days ago with 1 note

sleeve:

pool party at my house bring your own pool 

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— 4 days ago with 71127 notes
#becca is that you?